Wednesday, 12 November 2008

• Currently Crazy By Gnarls Barkley see related

  I like my women like I like my economy...

  S T A B L E.
  
  Yeah I said it.
  
  Now I understand that all women are crazy...or maybe they just think too much.
  
  Or maybe they're just victims.
  
  "Guys MAKE us crazy" they say.
  
  Nope, you were already there...we just probably made it worse...by not communicating and generally being knuckleheads.
  
  Here's the thing...the more attractive women are, the more okay we are with them being crazy, or generally being bitches.
  
  Ugly girls aren't allowed to be bitches! Who has time for that?
  Oh wait, props to you Rosie O' Donnell. How you still have a job, I'll never know.
  
  Pretty girls however, can say whatever they want, change their minds more than John Kerry, and generally "cute" their way out of any number of situations.
  
  On top of that, they think being hot is an excuse for not giving head.
  
  F u c k
  t h a t
  s h i t
  
  Actually, that's probably why your ex left you.
  
  But you didn't hear that from me.
  
  You'd better take care of your man before he finds a girl who will! A seven who gives head beats an eight who does NOT every day of the week and twice on sundays. 
  
  "Oh but my man doesn't like head, he told me!"
  
  That's only cause YOU DO IT WRONG. Stop biting him.
  
  Anyway, that mind-numbingly-worms-its-way-into-your-brain song by Buckcherry (one hit wonder ftw) actually applies here.
  
  You know: "Hey, you're a crazy bitch - but you fuck so good, I'm on top of it"
  
  Oh wait, they made three albums? Who knew?
  
  Anyway, we all like to have sex with hot chicks...but listen up ladies.
  
  

  LESS CRAZY PLEASE
  

  
  The next time you wanna spaz out over something and make it a big deal...sit down, eat a hostess cake, and call your girlfriend.
  
  Especially if you're dating a black guy, we like 'em thick.
  
  ...oh, and I know this layout sucks. I'll be better soon.
  
  

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